Updated best fantasy football team names 2021

We're very serious journalists here at SN Fantasy. We take great care in our preseason , , , and everything else that makesour cheat sheet a one-stop shop for all your drafting needs. If you don't humiliate everyone else in your league -- old college friends, idiot brother-in-law, elderly grandmother -- we feel bad for about 15 seconds before forgetting about it forever and maybe going to Arby's or something. It's in that spirit that we present our contenders for the best fantasy football team names of 2021.

Let's face it -- you're probably not going to win your league. Basic math tells us that. But just because your team is destined to fail doesn't mean you can't be a winner at Red Grange Jerseys something far more important. Most of the things that derail a fantasy season, like Saquon Barkley's health, Mike Evans' targets, orDeshaunWatson's (allegedly) criminal behavior, are out of our hands, but you can control whether you have a funny or creative team name.

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Well, that's not totally true -- Isaiah Coulter Jerseys you might be really bad at coming up with puns based on players' names. Don't worry -- we're really bad, too, and we've still powered through to come up with hundreds of options over the years. (Told you we were serious journalists.) There's bound to be one on the list below that either fits your team or inspires you to come up with something much better. We have no shame, which is why you'll see references so old even we don't remember the source material anymore. But, again, all it takes is one good one to win over the rest of your league, so be on the lookout for that rose growing from the concrete.

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Before we get into this year's list, let's take a moment to remember some of our past favorites that are no longer of use. "Pimpin' Ain't Breesy," "99 Problems But A Fitz Ain't One," "2 Gurleys, 1 Kupp," "Le'Veon A Prayer," "Turn Down For Watson," "Stop The Spredelman," "All You Can Ito," and "Get Mitch Or Die Tryin'" will all be sorely mi sed. Make sure to thank them for their service.

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Fortunately, some of this year's top rookies have stepped in to immediately fill the void, inspiring gems like "Pitts And Giggles," "Blow Your Waddle," "Lance Lance Revolution,""No Pain, No Gainwell," "Return Of The Mac," "Sermon On The Mount," and, of course, "." (That one is a maybe Dakota Dozier Jerseys a touch too long, but it's perfect for the one person who's a big fan of "The Office" and also happens to draft Kadarius Toney in their fantasy football league.)

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We also have some cla sics, such as "Cobra Kyler," "Fresh Prince of Helaire," "Chark Week," "Hurts So Good," "Every Day I'm Gustlin',"and "Call Of Jeudy." You can always go COVID-related with "Dakcine Mandate," "Robust Vantibodies," and "Odellta Variant," and if you really want to take it to the next level in a two-QB or superflex league, pay homage to former Mizzou greats with "Get The Jabbert" and "Drew Lockdown." If that's too much of a bummer, try something cheerier, like "Gaskin Robbins." (I don't care what anyone says, ice cream is better than the coronavirus -- and you can quote me on that!)

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Look, they're not all winners, just like the the majority of fantasy football owners. We all know the best team names are usually inside jokes and/or too offensive to print here. We trust you can come up with those yourself. Keep it cla sy, though. "Master Bateman" is obviously fine, but tread carefully going beyond that. "Vancel Culture" is a real thing in 2021, after all. (Who knew Van Jefferson would have so much value this year?)

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If you don't understand any of the references below, either ignore them or go to your local library and look them up. Now, let's get you a "W" before the season even starts.

Best fantasy football team names for 2021

Saquon Barkley

Another Quon Bites The Dust

Saquaratine Barkley

All Barkley, No Bite/My Barkley Is Louder Than My Bite

Watch What You Saquon

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Ezekiel Elliott

Zeke Squad

Get Your Zeke On

Hide And Go Zeke/Zeke And You Shall Find

The Zeke Shall Inherit The Earth

Ezekiel 25:17

Zeke-a Virus

Last Night I Took An El(liott)

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Alvin Kamara

KamaraVirus

Lights, Kamara, Action/Kamara Shy/Instant Kamara/The Kamara Adds 10 Pounds/The Kamara Loves You

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Nick Chubb

Chubby Chasers

Chubb Pack

We Be Chubbin'

Nick Heads

Joe Mixon

Catalina Wine Mixon

Mixon It Up

Mixon Match

The Mixon Administration

Dalvin Cook

Too Many Cooks

Christian McCaffrey

Golden McCaffrey

Onward Christian Soldier

Fanatical Christians/Christian Mi sionaries

Derrick Henry

Oh, Henry

Oil Derricks

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Aaron Jones

To Aaron Is Human/Aaron On The Side Of Caution

Keeping Up With The Jones

Jonathan Taylor

Taylor Made

Clyde Edwards-Helaire

Clyde And Go Seek

Thats Helairious

Fresh Prince Of Helaire

Miles Sanders

100 Miles And Runnin'/I Would Walk 500 Miles

Head In The Sanders/Belt Sanders/Quick Sanders/Sanders Castles

Myles Gaskin

(See above)

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JK Dobbins (save these for next year)

Rockin Dobbins

Batman And Dobbins

Baskin Dobbins (or Gaskin Dobbins if you get Myles Gaskin, too)

Dobbins And Stealin

Haha JK LOL

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Damien Harris

Notre Damien

Harris Wheels

Najee Harris

(See above)

Raheem Mostert

Mostert Likely To Succeed

HostWithTheMostert

AustinEkeler

WhatTheEkeler?

Austin Powers

D'Andre Swift

Swift Kick In The A s/Swift Retreat

Kareem Hunt

KrispyKareems

InTheHunt/Thick Jesper Horsted Jerseys OfTheHunt/Big-Game Hunting

Josh Jacobs

Jacobs L