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''Please take off my clothes'' Nancy said. Jim slowly took off the top.

''Now remove my pants''

Jim slowly unzipped it and removed it

and gave it to his wife.

"Aren't you ashamed never wear them again"Nancy shouted and went away.

Now you may have got an idea of how Jim may be standing right now.

[Sorry to disappoint you ]

So why was Jim wearing his wife's clothes.

I will try to narrate the weird turnout of events in their natural order.

It all started when Jim's wife Nancy got a call early morning from her office asking her to attend

an immediate meeting.

She freshened up and got ready.

Jim was bathing when Nancy got out of the apartment and accidentally she had locked up the bedroom [which was a routine if Jim was not at home] locking all of Jim's clothes inside.

When he finished bathing he realized the situation he was facing. He had nothing but a small towel to hide his nudity.

Even his phones where locked up inside the room.

Suddenly he heard someone knocking.'Oh my God who could that be'.Jim thought.He opened the door halfway and peeked outside.

It was their new neighbor Sandra who had just moved in to the apartment next door.She was on a business tour.

"Good morning Jim I was wondering if you could help me move some of my things, that have just arrived, across the staircase to my room. That is, if you are free at the moment." Sandra asked.

"Oh! sure why not I'll just be out in a moment"Jim responded without thinking

"By the way where is Mrs Norton." she asked. "Oh! Nancy she went to the office for an urgent meeting."

He closed the door and thought 'what a chance he had got'. His wife was away and he had got a nice young lady next door who had invited

him to her apartment.He shouldn't miss this opportunity, but couldn't go half naked either.He thought for a moment and then checked the

laundry hoping he would get his hands on some of his own clothes.Sadly he was quite out of luck.He remembered that he had given all his

clothes to the dry cleaners last evening.The only thing left in the laundry was some of his wife's clothes. So the only choice he had was

to wear his wife's clothes even though they were a really tight fit. [He wouldn't have made such a choice if he wasn't such a pervert in the first place.]

So he wore his wife's clothes and tiptoed his way up to the next apartment making sure no one had seen him.

When Sandra saw him she began to laugh in amazement. "eh!! I was practicing for a drama for my professional club" Jim said taking a lot of effort to complete the sentence.

"But you had just bathed when I saw you earlier."Sandra exclaimed.

"Oh! that is actually ....bee...cause eh....because the program is today, Yes in just about one or two hours'' 'nailed it' Jim thought to himself. He became proud of himself for being such a clever lier.

He helped her move her things.

{some of them were really heavy, but he thought it must be worth it.}

Jim was about to leave when they started flirting about something and he opened the door laughing.

Again bad luck followed Jim the other way around.

Nancy's meeting was canceled and she was heading home hoping to spend some nice time with her husband who had his day off.

You could only imagine the reaction she must have had when she saw her husband flirting with the beautiful woman next door, wearing her dress.

Jim told her what had happened [cutting some scenes from the actual plot and adding some of his own] and

I am glad to say that after a lot of shouting and begging the couple negotiated.

But she never left Jim home alone again at least until Sandra moved away.