The red riding hood (parody)

by M smiles
(the content that you are about to read might be disturbing. but if you realize, the red riding hood tale was more shockingly terrible for kids)

Red riding hood comes home with a basket of berries. Her grandmother was in the kitchen.

"Nanny? what'r you doing?" the girl in the red asked.

"oh hello dear, remember when a woodcutter killed the bad hungry wolf that wanted to eat us two days ago?" Her grandmother said. cutting a big chump of meat on the cutting table.

"yea.."

"for paying the price, i decided to cook its meat off. oh do not worry my child, the brave woodcutter told me you can get a strong ability once you ate a magical wolf. like this one"

"oh my,..you know, i think you should eat it." the girl refuses.

"how about you?"

"err..well, what a coincidence granny, i'm a vegetarian now, heheh.." the girl said. walking away.

"oh that's too bad because if it isn't for you, letting the wolf in, we wouldn't be end up eating it. Because the woodcutter said we should get rid off its flesh except the head should be incinerated."

"well yea if it wasn't for you being a bad parent, i shouldn't have thought it was a good guy. you should have told me 'not to talk to strangers' or something! besides, why not let they handle these flesh?" the girl argued.

"are you blaming me?? are you serious? if this was a human being, i would sure to blame my self too. but a wolf? you trusted a wolf and let it in. are you logic red riding hood?"

"how could i be logic,if my name is not logic! red riding hood! i mean, who has that name?"

"oh i don't know. your parents was the ones who gave it to you. not me. maybe they drunk when you got that name. Fine, i'll change your name to Molly then. happy?"

"happy. and don't tell anyone that i was ungrateful having the red riding hood, name."

'whatever.. can we eat it together?" her grandma requested.

"okay fine.."

they ate the wolf after it was cooked. they also lend some for their neighbors.

The day after that, every villagers who ate the flesh turns into a wolf.

They never knew it was the woodcutter's plan all along. and turns out he was a werewolf too. By planning of multiplying its species, he sacrificed one of it's kind to the humans and told them to eat it.

the end.
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M smiles

M smiles

January 25, 2015 - 11:39 Please do.not hate me for the ones who had read this
FieNd

FieNd

January 25, 2015 - 13:14 Children's stories usually have a happy ending :D
M smiles

M smiles

January 25, 2015 - 13:47 But red riding hood dosen't. The.real tale says the wolf ate the girl and her grandmother. The moral of the.story.is do not talk to strangers xD

February 1, 2015 - 09:40 Digusting story. :-\ .What the hell is this story.STIPID
M smiles

M smiles

February 1, 2015 - 12:18 well i mentioned it would be disturbing
Ramisa Anjum

Ramisa Anjum

February 2, 2015 - 08:10 Hello.I am RAMISA. The story is not that much bad. I like it more than a bit.Please also read my story "HAIRS CUTTING". Thank you.Bye!:-)
M smiles

M smiles

February 2, 2015 - 10:16 thank you. oh and i did read your story. it was funny and clever
Vishnumayaa

Vishnumayaa

March 17, 2015 - 04:37 Nice I feel kids stories too can be made intresting
Manahill Naik

Manahill Naik

March 31, 2015 - 20:00 there was nothing disturbing in that Mary lol:P but ppl did hate it hahaha:P anyway i liked it!
M smiles

M smiles

April 8, 2015 - 11:34 Yeah.. :/ pretty sad. But i'll that in mind ;D

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