June 3, 2016
Ode to my polka dot socks
Ode to my polka dot socks
by lordpeterofquelch
Oh polka dot socks
So funky fresh
So purple pink and blue
So eye catchingly irresistible
You speckle my feet fashionably every time I slip you on
People pause to gape upon you with praise
Envying your swagger that makes them swoon
Though your toes are tainted by wear and tear
You give me glory that never fades
So funky fresh
So purple pink and blue
So eye catchingly irresistible
You speckle my feet fashionably every time I slip you on
People pause to gape upon you with praise
Envying your swagger that makes them swoon
Though your toes are tainted by wear and tear
You give me glory that never fades
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