No Hair

I woke up, “I’m so tired…. I had so little sleep….” I stumble out of bed, half closed eyes and wash my face.
“Oh! Word and behold!” I look in a mirror “What? I have no hair!?” I look and I look and I look again…… “What happened to my hair!?”
Screaming, hands in the air! I run to my mom, in despair! “Mom! Mom I have no hair! Look I have no hair!” Mom slowly looks up from her meal and say: “World and behold” se also starts to scream! “Look, look, my son has no hair!”
We both run to my dad screaming in fear. Me and mom scream as loud as we can: “Dad, dad!” “My big, strong man!” mom screams. “Dad, oh, world and behold! I have no hair!” Mom standing behind me, smoking her pipe, fogging up the air: “Look, look, oh, world and behold, our son has no hair! Why does he have no hair?” Mom screams! "Yes dad, oh, world and behold! Where is my hair!?" I scream again.
Dad standing under a big tree, slowly turns around, he looks at me and then he looks at my mom. He shakes his head slowly and say: “Oh, world and behold! First of all: darling, why are you smoking a pipe? What do you think you are?”
“Secondly, of course he does not have any hair. Thirdly :my dear wife, did you look in a mirror today? Where is your hair?”
Me and mom look at each other? We start to scream: “we both have no hair!?” Dad picks up a piece of grass to munch on and shook his head in disbelieve: “since when does turtles grow hair?”
I look at my mom and she looks at me: “ I guess we ate the wrong grass again….” She said.
We both retract our heads back into our shells…....