Me, Myself and I

She was having a peaceful sleep after a hard day's work. It was a perfect sleep, she took a bath before and her body needed relaxing. So the moment she crept into bed, sleep over took her. Haa.. And she was dreaming of her favourite shepherd's pie. The thought of food in her sleep brought a small smile to her face.
Mmmm.. She could almost taste that pie in her mouth, when all of a sudden she felt something real on her lips. Her eyes shot open and she gasped. What the hell!!!!

Who the heck is this guy!!??? Her instincts took over, she gave one nice kick on his crotch.
Prince Philip saw stars shining in his eyes. This certainly was not the reaction he expected from the sleeping beauty, he has heard from all the tales in every city of Fantasia. His head felt heavy and he crouched down in pain.
And when he finally got his breath back he looked up to see an arrow pointing to his head.
She asked, 'Who the hell are you?? And how dare u kiss me!!'
Now the guy got all confused, did he got the wrong address!!??!!
He could have sworn this was the right tower. I mean there was a sleeping dragon outside.. Surely she must be the legendary sleeping beauty. Well clearly she was not sleeping for eternity I guess now.
So with a little bit of fear in his voice, he replied, 'I'm sorry, my lady. But are you not the sleeping beauty? Princess Aurora of Summerhall??'.
'Sleeping beauty??!! huh?? But I am Princess Aurora. And you still haven't answered my question yet. How did you get here?? ', she said.
And he said,' Forgive me, my lady, I am Prince Philip from Heavenlyrocks. I came to rescue you from these dungeons and dragons, where you have been kept a prisoner for centuries. You were under an evil spell cast by the wicked sorceress Maleficent. Only a true loves kiss would wake you from your deep sleep. And now I have broken that spell with my kiss.'
Aurora didn't know whether to laugh out loud or feel pity for the guy. But she couldn't hold her laughter for long, soon she burst out laughing.
Philip stood there feeling more stupid as each second ticked by.

So you guys reading would have guessed by now, as usual this is no fairy tale where the prince gallantly scoops the princess onto his horse and ride to the sunset with a happy ever after. This is the story of the famous sleeping beauty, the kick-ass Princess Aurora A.K.A Maleficent (And yes! You guessed it right again, She is Maleficent, and there is no curse or anything) Aurora rides her own dragon to the sunset, she doesn't need a man to do things for her. She earns her own keep. She like to see far away places and on weekends when she is not teaching Defence against the dark arts in Hogwarts (She's one of the best known DADA teachers in Hogwarts, before Snape obviously!!), she would ride her dragon to exotic places and lands for sight seeing. Some weekends she would just hangout and watch TV with her friends back in The Valley of Living Rocks. (FYI, they are trolls from Frozen part of Fantasia, and again yes, Aurora is the fairy godmother of Kristoff. Small wonders, huh!! Its a small world after all ;) )
So that's our girl Aurora. Right now she's giving Prince Philip a lecture on how to behave around strangers( Believe me the guy is socially awkward, who else would go kiss a sleeping girl, or is he really pervert??!! :O Naaah, the guy's just dumb, that's all.)
So for the valiant princes out there, not all princesses are damsel in distress, and some girls know how to live on their own, so unless you really want to piss us, don't get in our way. B)