Mathematics!!! For the geeks out there!

If one wants to have ultimate fictional characters out in this realistic world, math gives a number of fictional characters from 0 to infinity!
The most famous unknown math variable 'x' was wandering in a garden full of math operators around, with the famous irrational number 'pie'. They were finding exact values of themselves. Wanderlust in their unknown world, they found number line R. There comes the saviour to all the unknowns. On the ride on the number line, by a pythagorian algorithm, pie fixed its place somewhere between two and three. Poor x was lost and confused. He thought where to go and where to find a proper home for myself? Every place, every point, every number has occupied the number line. Even for the imaginary character root of minus one, a whole new axis 'y' was born! But nothing for me? Then came all the math operators in the garden, singing the song:- "oh! X! Mr. X! Don't you get depressed! Let me add a number to you, let it get multiplied with another number, then subtracted from the number you choose and let me divide it with whatever you pick! Don't you worry Mr. X! We all the operators are with you! You want the value of sine, cosine, tangent, angels, areas, volumes, and any thing you wish for!" What is the significance of any number if its not assumed to be x and then found out to be one. You give life to new numbers by assuming them and then frame it in such a way, that after getting the answers, the seekers are awarded! The credit should be given to all the x for all the new logics and theorems developed! This made Mr. X feel the priviledge to live and state its rank in math since ages.
All you math lovers and haters out there, find your x and math is solved! Its the breathe for studies just as oxygen to body. No math no logic no questions! Damn who will answer then?
Why? How? What? All are answered here! Its as soft as a mothers' womb and as strong as to nurture a life for 9 months within. Get out the odds of hatered and learn to accept them! Coz math is made up of odds and evens so as life!