I Didn't Know

by Leet
I didn't know they were already able to open doors! Sorry Jack, I didn't know!

I asked Kevin to look after the dogs while I was gone. I took the time to explain him that the dogs are highly intelligent and he should be extremely careful not to leave the door open after he'd let them out for a walk.

These are not just dogs, they are genetically manipulated dog's! While doing research on their brains we made a groundbreaking discovery. It seems that by feeding the dog while it's pregnant with our top secret food formula it activates 100% of the pup's brains.

The older they get the smarter they will be.

This was the first group of those dog's. They are now 7 month's old, can read and do math. Another thing I didn't know is that the dogs seem to have been communication with each other and now have created an escape plan. Yes, they were conspiring to escape the laboratory and dominate the world!

A group of 5 extremely intelligent dogs have now escaped a secret laboratory to dominate the entire world. All thanks to Kevin for leaving the door unlocked.

Their plan is to make all humans walk on their hands like dogs do, wear no clothes and eat only dry tasteless dog food.

What will become of the dog's? Will they succeed in their plan? Will we all have to eat dog food? I don't know!
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Manahill Naik

Manahill Naik

March 27, 2015 - 13:06 i cant help laughing!!! lol
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The Veil of Midnight

November 16, 2015 - 18:49 WTF
Leet

Leet

November 16, 2015 - 20:11 FTW
davidehrgott

davidehrgott

February 20, 2016 - 17:32 the older we get the smarter we get, so true!

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