You and Me Both

by Leet
I am telling you, you and me both have the same problem.

After lifting that heavy potato together with my best friend Carl, we noticed that the legs of the potato seem to be broken to some degree.

The potato had fallen into a hole that was dug by Carl. We dig the holes to catch onions that try to run off every now and then. This is the first potato ever that attempted to escape.

We do have gunmen watching the perimeters to make sure that nobody takes off but this one somehow still found a way.

We do try to keep them healthy and all but the veggies just don't like us I guess. We still haven't figured out where they are running to. Beyond the holes is the end of the world. You just run off the edge and fall to death. I'm pretty sure they are just extremely stupid and don't realize what is going on.

The problem with you and me both is that every time we dig a hole we make it way too deep. Every single time a veggie falls in they get injured.

You and me both know that an injured veggie won't be able to lift the goods. In case you are wondering what this all is about, we brainwash the veggies to use as slaves. We make them grow other  veggies to grow more veggies to do nothing with them at all.

We now count 23604 potatoes, 4+ million onions, 213 carrots and 34 cabbages. Till this day we still do no know what we will do with all of the vegetables we have. We will run out of space soon...
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May 12, 2015 - 20:04 Haha. Using veggies as slaves. (。・∀・)ノ゙ Wow.

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