Host

Boys and girls, welcome, boys and girls!
Over giant mountains and across wormy valleys, I know you've been!
Wet and soaked, you were!
Oh, darn, rain! Playing a trick on kids like that!
But never you mind, now, your nightmare has ended. Curtain call! Dismissed!
Oh! What a lovely skipping rope, boy!
But what absolute pity, it's way too long!
Scissors! We'll need a pair of the finest scissors, chomp chomp chomp!
Mistake, mistake. Snap snap snap!
And excuse me, young man, but you shouldn't have given me that look!
What short fate you've brought upon yourself now.
Oh, to have such preserved pickle! Pickles taste good!
And you, girl, oh what a unique front tooth you have!
Grey and corroded, ah!
Sterilize and polish, polish and sterilize, you should stick to that!
Teeth are important, dentures are impurity.
Old gram must've told you that, surely!
Teeth, the red carpet of white cubes,
The spotlight of all pickles!
Now, children, please, come in!
Embrace the warmth inside, our time is numbered, so act quick!
And you, boy, must be burned out.
Rain and mud and weeds, you must be burned out!
Sleep a few winks of sleep, go ahead.
But don't forget to wake up, dear kid!
And not to be forgotten, an apology has to be made.
Deliciously big and vast as my place is, kids,
But hide-and-seek is strictly forbidden!
No matter which crack you cramp yourself in,
I'm sorry but in the bitter end, I'll still find you!