TRAGIC SURPRISE

Oh yeah meet Carl and Edith, a perfect match made in heaven.Everybody who knew them believed that Edith was the real and perfect rib that had been missing from Carl.

A true 'happily ever after' was their marriage.

However, having been married to each other for over twenty years the pair got used to each other.They knew each other just too well and there was nothing to explore anymore...oh unless nature.

One time during bedtime Edith was reading her novel while Carl was flirping through channels as usual and the unexpected happened.Edith felt something move through her neck and soon realized it was her husbands hand.She stopped reading, for a minute she was all smiles.The tender touches moved slowly and slowly through her neck and with no time she felt it in her lower belly.

Oh she felt heaven.

At this point the tender touches stopped.Edith furiously turned to her clueless husband and asked "Why did you stop?"

However Carl happily said, "Here! here! have found it."

Edith quickly turned and was shocked to see him holding the remote control.

She became sad, very heartbroken and thought to herself, so all along that was it....