The Cheaters Collection

Sinners
The Adam to my Eve
The apple to my sin
The angel to my devil
Now, let's begin
Take a little kerosene
A chloroformed rag
I can't believe you cheated
With that ugly hag


Ungrateful
I wait for him
I'm up late for him
But he never cares
And he never hugs me
When his wife is there

He Loves Me So
I love him so much
I love it when he snuggles with me
He holds me tight
But have no fright
I put him in the freezer at night
I need a new man
I can tell
Because his body has
Started to smell

Run, Run, Run
Run he told me
Run real fast
His wife and me
Had an affair
He had caught us in the act
He told me to run
And run real fast
I should have watched out
For his trap
But it dismembered my leg
With a fatal snap
I didn't know how much fun he had
Hunting and gutting
Burring bones