Fatherly Advice

by ThePaleBear
It was a sunny and warm day
There's no moodyness proper
Expect nuthin on a silver platter
Said me pa working his clay

He made clay plates see
Lovingly shaped and baked
Painted em and then packed
Sold many to a modest fee

If there's one thing he though me
Not counting the platter thing y'know
Its that down rushing river flow
Though it really didnt make sense

I think, think and think and think
Then I stop, my head gets sore
Then back to the daily chore
Again I think, think and think

Maybe I should ask me granpa
Go to his grave and did ask him I
My pa's advice what is it and why
Crickets answer my me da, da

Funny there shouldn't be crickets
Not hear is my meaning, oh no
Da means yes in russian, NO
These are commie crickets!

I can't have commie crickets
Not on me granpa's grave
I must set all this ablaze
Burning down all thicket

Those god damned commies
I was planning murdering me pa
Now they got me burning granpa
Guess it's better than zombies
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Manahill Naik

Manahill Naik

August 7, 2015 - 12:00 this is so nice.. i mean so wild and kinda so not usual.. keep up :D

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