dalmas comma

by jmmymwangi
It all began after the two had taken their lunch meal. After the meal, Dalmas, who was married to Damaris, for 15 years, left to his friend’s house to collect his driving license that had asked him to go have it stamped by the ministry of transport. After walking for about twenty minutes, the weather became very windy and dusty, a weather condition he was told to always have his eye glasses in place. He made a U-turn to go collect them.

On arriving home, he saw the wife standing behind the kitchen and excitingly talking to person over the phone. On following the conversation, Dalmas was able to know the wife was speaking to a gentleman who most likely was a lover to the wife before he married her. The conversation made Dalmas to fall into a comma for six months. Here is the conversation;

Wife: hello too, who is it please? You are not in my phone book oh!

Caller: Damaris? You mean you lost the memory of my lovely voice?

Wife: of course yes, you know I am aging not lots of thing in my mind.

Caller: ok, it is bob, former boyfriend

Wife: oh my, sweetheart, where have you been, are you around? I gona meet you, long time.

Caller: yes I am, but I heard you are married,

Wife: who told you? Did they marry me, it’s not the case, I have kids but not married, (the husband went down on hearing this, he had no energy to remain standing any longer). Let meet on Sunday and share more, miss you bob.

Caller: ok, starting from 2:00 pm. will save your number please

Wife: well, will keep in touch till that day. Loves you bob. (The husband collapsed completely, fell into a comma).

Caller: good, can’t leave before meeting you.

Your wife or your husband one day bring you down, be warned.
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