A LAWYER VS A DOCTOR

by jmmymwangi
Let laugh together;

Here is the story of Doctor Tom and a lawyer from Vietnam.

Doctor Tom is a fully trained medical practitioner and he has unsuccessfully failed to get a job. So what does he do? He decides to start a clinic with a sign outside reading; ALL DISEASES CURED HERE FOR ONLY 20K, IF NOT CURED GET BACK YOUR MONEY MULTIPLIED BY FIVE (100K)

With such kind of an eye catching advert, thousands and thousands of people flocked to Doctor Tom’s clinic to seek medication. But note, majority were those with incurable diseases thinking they will leave the clinic with 100K. One of these people was a lawyer from Vietnam. He went with his legal mind thinking that it’s his time to make a lot of money from the foolish doctor. The lawyer visit Tom’s clinic;

Lawyer: Hello doctor, I have lost my sense of taste.

Doctor: Nurse, bring me the medicine on the box number 23. The does brings the medicine and the doctor puts 4 drops in the mouth of the patient.

Lawyer: What a hell a doctor, this kerosene, when was it last used as medicine?

Doctor: Ooh yes! I thank God you sense of taste is successful restored. (The doctor gets the 20k from the lawyer. The annoyance lawyer leaves very angry)

The annoyance lawyer returns with another 20k to recover the previous one

Lawyer: Doctor, I do not know who is after my life, I cannot remember anything. Please help doctor.

Doctor: Nurse, bring the medicine in the box number twenty three. The doctors urges lawyer tom to open his mouth and he put three drop of medicine.

Lawyer: Very annoyed, this is the same medicine we used last time, how comes it cure restores memory too?

Doctor: Smiling, very well. Your memory is restored back. What a wonderful medicine. Here I cure all diseases. (The lawyers has no option but to pay and leave more annoyed than before)

(A week later the lawyer comes back this time determined to go with the 100k from Doctor Tom’s clinic)

Lawyer: My sight has got a serious problem. Hope you wonderful medicine will heal it too.

Doctor: Unfortunately I do not have cure for that. Take this 100k and look for help elsewhere.

Lawyer: (with a dull face) this not even 50K, doctor you said a 100k in case you cannot cure any disease brought to you.

Doctor: Ooh! Your sight is restored. Give me 20k.

(The lawyer runs to a court of law)
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PenFairy

July 7, 2015 - 11:18 hahaha...this is good! the guy is a genius!
jmmymwangi

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July 7, 2015 - 18:47 thanks ,

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