Whats your horse power?

A spacecraft traveling with an impossible speed suddenly lost control, it collided with an asteroid and began moving in a clumsy spiral pattern. It at last tore its way into the planet earth.

Falling down with such great speed, the hot metal work crashed into the Santorini Beach with a Great 'Plooosh'. Its intense heat (and maybe magic) left behind a spiral-like pathway to heaven. There was palpable silence atop the water as the huge iron ship sank its way straight to the bottom of the sea.

(It would be great if i ended my story here but nah, I'll just go on with it)

Well, Not long after, a strange sound is heard from the deep of the sea and a blurry brown figure is seen swimming its way up to the top. (Omg. Whoever flew that trashed ship would be in several pieces now)

A long, brownish arm is seen at the top of the sea. Another arm shows up and then a long, hairy old face Too....

Whoop! Its so damn horrible seeing the Face of The Mythical, Ancient Ape.....

'ZEUS'.

Zeus somehow swims hard and with the help of poseidons waves, in no time he is washed ashore (Well, why not? He's the optimus maximus).

The first living thing he finds ashore is the young, sarcastic looking donkey 'PERSEPHONE'. She's masticating on some fresh, green grass. Zeus Decides to ask her a question (Crazy).

'Hey Buddy? Where am I?'

'Oh! Are you new here? Well, this is the Santorini Beach. You are so welcome. May I call you 'Old dude?'' Persephone grunted.

'What the devil! You can Talk!' Zeus Blurted out in Surprise.

'What! From the Look of things, I think I should be the one asking that question! You creep!'

Zeus scratched his head and raised his left eye brow like he was confused but he was actually thinking of something mocking to say. He at last came up with one.

'Ha ha! What's Your Horse Power, eh?'

'Laugh all you want old Ape, But if you must know I'm a catch! I can carry double the weight a strong horse could, and that's up hill'. Persephone boasted.

Zeus paused for a while and then a lightened up bulb could be seen just above his head

That was just what Zeus required.... "TRANSPORTATION"

He really wanted to explore the land upon which he stood but the beach sand was just too hot for his feet (literally) and he could use the donkey.

This will be continued whenever i feel up to it...

Awwwrh. Don't tell me you fell in love with this doggerel already! Ha ha!