Valentine's Day for Guys with no money

by Jackson Vilore
Today I'll be talking about valentine's day,and this valentine's Day you don't have to spend any money at all.
So Generally on valentine's Day Guys have this headache of "what should I do for her on valentine's Day" and girls have this headache of "what he will do for me on this valentine's day".
So basically this is for guys......You plan out some gifts,Roses, Surprises etc and then on valentine's Day your girl may make some excuses of not coming at a planned place of yours,may be her parents may know about the relationship,if she come there or any other genuine reason it may get into....
So to avoid that situation just gift her a dog and you don't have to spend money at all as we live in a world where we have too many STREET DOGS.
So just take a stray dog,clean him,give him good food,put nice cute clothes on him and then gift it to your girl and your girl will be like Awwww......Such a cute doggy....Awwww.....And you'll be like Aaaaaaaa.....I bought it...Aaaaaaaa...
And if she says it's too expensive,I can't take it or my parents won't allow it or something else....
THEN JUST KILL THE DOG
Just joking don't kill the dog just gift it to some other girl and the effect is same.
So on valentine's Day the girl have to take the dog for a walk.....And there you go....And if you are a possessive boyfriend then just train her dog that when ever he see a guy around her girl other then her father and brother then just
BITE HIM TILL DEATH.
And just make sure that she doesn't get to know that it's a street dog so for that "you have to be streetsmart to give a street dog to a girl who lives in your street"
Moreover if someone ask me that you don't trust your girl??
Then I'll answer it as a tippical boyfriend mentality
THAT I ALWAYS TRUST YOU BUT I CAN'T TRUST ANY OTHER GUY.
Thank You
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M.D Khamil

M.D Khamil

January 14, 2017 - 08:56 Like seriously . . . I would buy my partner a book for her Valentine's day. I don't want to spoil her with gifts like jewellery, gadgets and even chocolates. I don't have one now though, but if I do, she'll be a reader.
Jackson Vilore

Jackson Vilore

January 14, 2017 - 10:33 well good for you sir....but i am sure your future partner will also love dogs as well.....that will make you more romantic as a boyfriend... all the best for your future...;)

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