Jealousy wife

Some wives are cold manipulative bitches! A male Facebook friend who actively commented on the posts on my timeline was asked to stop commenting by his wife. Shaken into compliance, he hit my inbox to request that I allow him to message me the comments he would otherwise have posted on the timeline. He went on to explain how his wife of about two decades and mother of his seed had issued a dictum ordering him to cease commenting. He was obliging her.
Now, I have never met this man in real life. We have never telephoned each other. We don't even inbox. We are nothing to each other; apart from the virtual connection we have on Facebook. I was stunned that his wife would object to his online activity on my timeline. I was also shocked that he actually bid her order. I told him she was an envious manipulative bitch. He told me not to address his wife thus. I told him he must really love her to put up with this manipulation. He told me he understood his woman considering they were school sweethearts. I told him that I thought she was very insecure if she felt threatened by his innocent comments to my posts. He told me he cherished her more than anything else in this world. We chatted some more...
Why does God give such good men to paranoid insecure manipulative women? If only this woman realised how much her man loves, adores and fears her, she would have no need to terrorize and regulate the comments he makes on other women's timelines. Woman, I am harmless and toothless. I don't want to take the thunder from your skies... He is very safe with me! Our exchange is always mere banter. I will miss his comments to my posts! But hey, you twirl him around your whims and fancies, around your unnecessary envy and manipulation. He is as a dog with a bone in his mouth. Your sexing must be superb! He's gone away from me and my timeline, although he was always yours! You win, bitch!