1200

1200
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'Twelve hundred! Twelve hundred!
'For how many times, my belly has thundered!
'Men, straighten up and put down the tools....

Knight

Knight
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Damsel in distress
All she knows is how to dress!
Always walking round in that hair....

Her family

Her family
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I reckon, it is quite apparent
There's something wrong with her grandparent.
And I hate to admit,...

Sunday snacks

Sunday snacks
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Sunday my beautiful mascot
Snacks and chips and whatnot
When they enter my jaw...

Chimp's spot

Chimp's spot
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Chimp, the chimpanzee chief,
Has come to represent his own loving fief,
'Knock, knock, Chimp is here.'...

Jack's story

Jack's story
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There's this story that I've heard
I'm supposed to not speak a word
Else that geezer'll be tromping down the street...

Foxy Mama

Foxy Mama
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Now, as you may have guessed
From the way I am dressed-
No phony baloney,...

Ee, hee, hee!

Ee, hee, hee!
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As suggested by Velantra who called herself crazy.

Hans the hedgehog

Hans the hedgehog
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Out in the open I can't be,
So up on a tree I hide sipping tea.
Humans, gadzooks! Foul and loud and vile!...

Arr!

Arr!
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Avast, me hearties! Got meself a peg under th' knee, at last!
Blow me down! Yo ho ho, 'ass rye!
Me an' these here scurvy rats saw t' beastie o'th' great blue, aye....

Host

Host
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Boys and girls, welcome, boys and girls!
Over giant mountains and across wormy valleys, I know you've been!
Wet and soaked, you were!...

Seven students

Seven students
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Manticore and tentacles, oh
Bless my soul
Under this bridge of evil here I stand...

Arctic Sorbet

Arctic Sorbet
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Giant peach overhead gone mad,
A power station at its peak.
Kooky as a silver cuckoo, despotic as Her Dainty Majesty....

Ambrosia

Ambrosia
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Oh thee lake of wine, holy offspring of sweet and acerb,
Jorum of skee, my eyes see stars!
A day clear like this fogs my appetite....

Tooth fae

Tooth fae
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Morning light, morning bright.
Morning call, a sunny bite.
Last night fades, last night sleeps,...

Our happy uncle

Our happy uncle
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Attention, kids! Attention, kids!
Any of you feeling green and pricked?
Day and night candies and gums, you must be sick!...

December tune

December tune
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Ahoy, December morning! Tell me, how you do?

I'm up early out to feed birds, so tell me that I'm good....

Boy on Moon

Boy on Moon
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For how long must the search go on
The Prophecy Old Lady held no answer
"Between stars of stars,...

Will

Will
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Between mountains of blue florets
Forty seven degrees to the south
Up inside the only tree house in view...

Head

Head
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Ocean in the head

A tamed devil under chains...

Stagnancy

Stagnancy
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Beneath the dome of glass,

Knelt a figure ill and dry....

Collection

Collection
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Crows follow the voice of his. A haunted cry.
Vultures circle ahead. He smells of rotten flesh.
A lone soul resting on his throne of skulls....

Wings of dream

Wings of dream
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Artist she, pulling wafts of white over
Grooming, trimming, cutting clouds of
snow....