Short Humor Stories - Page 2
I saw it all!...Part 2- Truth at a price
by celestialmind
I must confess I sometimes enjoyed the "Aunty" moments though it was a forced cheering responsibility bestowed on me: when she would walk from the bathroom into my mama's closet and fit her clothes and jewelry and make me sit and judge her...
Drunken Love
by galaxypotato
"Hey Ashley!" I stumbled across the crowd with a silly grin. The drinks has taken over my body. "Hehehihihi."
"Oh my. Jay, have you been drinking?"...
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Loony loon
by zynscash
I sat in the waiting room waiting for my shrink to call me in and asessed my dressing again. Nothing was wrong with it.
So why was the girl with the braces staring at me like i'd grown horns? Do I have a tear on my shirt or mud on...
TRAGIC SURPRISE
by beckybecks
Oh yeah meet Carl and Edith, a perfect match made in heaven.Everybody who knew them believed that Edith was the real and perfect rib that had been missing from Carl.
A true 'happily ever after' was their marriage....
COST OF TIME
by Juliet
SON: "Daddy, may I ask you a question?"
DAD: "Yeah sure, what is it?"...
- Mar, 31 2015
- Heavy Drama Humor
TROUBLE. Part 1,2.
by Stimpy
Troubles, tell me about `em. Had a few enough of me own just quietly. This batch must`ve started back in 2004/05 when a bunch of mates and I were living in an old elevated tropical Cat 4 Cyclone coded house in Darwin in the Northern Territory....
- Mar, 27 2015
- Humor Non Fiction Romance
The three Little Monsters
by galaxypotato
*I waited so long for this. Everything was prepared. And I just hope that nothing will go in any disaster.*
"MOLLY!!" I shouted at that little brat. "Come back here!" I chased her around while her tutu was flying around and her...
I saw it all!...Part 1
by celestialmind
So I remember: A young beautiful girl...so much younger than my mother, jumping out of my father's bedroom window. My eyes were only seven years old. But the memory is now 23 years older, very vivid with images intact like the reflection in my...
Operation Room
by kummy24
Stainless steel lined slickness of the Best OR of the Second Best Hospital in the City. Moustached head surgeon: Hold the fucking leg down, for godsakes! And stand away from the sterile instruments table, you filthy mammal! Of all these days,...
a Junkie's remorse
by kummy24
I’ve read a story where a doctor lets his patient die by negligence (not a fan of allusions; so I’ll just leave this here). It reminded me of a friend I had (I still do). He’s a fellow intern at my college, my roommate and he has killed a...
- Mar, 24 2015
- Humor Mystery Postmodern
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Do Indian Ministers need training in Communication Skills?
by Mohit91
Communication is an act of expressing your ideas to others: this can be vocal, written, visual (maps, logos etc.) or non-visual (gestures, body language etc.). How well this information can be transmitted and received is a measure of how good our...
- Mar, 5 2015
- Humor Realistic Fiction
Friendships do have an end!
by nehasrivastava
There were two girls in same class. They were known for their friendship the thing which we called true friendship was that. Let’s track back to know more, in 2013 one of them was in class 7-D and another was in 7-E they hardly know each other....
My mom does my home work
by Charlotte1066
My mother does my homework.
She thinks it's loads of fun.
She says that she's just "helping" me...
- Mar, 1 2015
- Humor
ADULTERATED
by Hari Ram
''Please take off my clothes'' Nancy said. Jim slowly took off the top.
''Now remove my pants''...
FUNNY NNOOVY PUPPY AS A GIFT BY NENE
by Nene Shyam Gaharwar
In Canada one fine day My Mom brought me a Puppy as a gift for me..Then one question asked me
What name would you like to keep This small Puppy?...
- Feb, 25 2015
- Comedy Humor Realistic Fiction
A frog that called himself prince
by M smiles
There is a frog that called himself, prince. Prince was named that way because of his addiction of reading fairy tale stories about how princes found themselves beautiful princesses.
But his friends laughed at him....
- Feb, 21 2015
- Humor
I tried to take a selfie
by Charlotte1066
I tried to take a selfie
when I was all alone.
I never should have done it....
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Santa did you get my tweet ?
by Charlotte1066
Dear Santa, did you get my tweet
of presents I would think are sweet?
And what about my Facebook post...
''no one is a thing''
by jmmymwangi
In a religious education lesson, standard five, in master five primary school, the religious education teacher was teaching the love that true Christians should have and embrace. The teacher asked this question to the pupils, do to true love...
Elephants Nose
by Subita Sangma
Many years back, it is said, that elephants had little trunks with stubbed noses. One year, it didn't rain for a long time. The lakes and lakes started to become scarce, and the streams had almost no water. All the creatures in the woods were...
- Feb, 11 2015
- Humor
How Kenya got its name
by jmmymwangi
Kenya is a country in the eastern part of Africa and it has over 42 native tribes. This country has a variety of natural features among them mountains and ranges that are named according to either the name of the place they are found, or wild...
Pretending To Be Asleep Doesn't Work
by preshiee3
Samuel is a little 5years old child. Samuel is sleeping in his bed
on a usual night. He hears
footsteps outside his door, and...
it is how it is written but not what i want
by jmmymwangi
It was on Friday morning, at around 11:00 a.m., at Mr. salamada’s home which situated at the foot of the forest. It was the burial ceremony for his daughter who had passed away through a road accident. Mr. Salamada was known all over the...