The sweetest cat ever

Betty and Girl are having a conversation. This is how it goes 

Betty : I love Oyen so much, he is like the sweetest cat ever.

Girl : Yeah your cat is sweet, but my cat is also the sweetest cat ever

Betty : yeah, your cat must be nice.

Girl : ...

Girl : but there can only be one sweetest cat ever

Betty : what?

Girl : yeah, there can't be more than one if it's called 'the sweetest cat ever'.

Betty : Then..the sweetest cat ever is..?

Girl : I don't know. You tell me.

Betty : okay then, its mine.

Girl : What? How is yours the sweetest cat ever? Mine is like fluffier!

Betty : BECAUSE I TASTED HIM.

Girl : what?

Betty : I believe you want prove of that too? *takes phone out of pocket to show a picture of the cat*

 

Girl :....

Betty : You see? His limbs tasted like actual candy cane. Siamese cats am I right?

Girl : I thought, y-y-you meant sweet cat like, figuratively. Not literally. If you love him then why did you ate him??

Betty : Why are you acting like its not normal? Have you ever heard of people asking, "what's your favourite cat?"

Girl : yes

Betty : and then you'd reply something like, " I love maine coons cuz they taste savoury!"

Girl : No!!

Ashley : Hey guys, did you went to that Paw Feast Festival where we get to taste varieties of cats?.

*Girl wakes up realizing it was all just a dream*