Betty and Girl are having a conversation. This is how it goes
Betty : I love Oyen so much, he is like the sweetest cat ever.
Girl : Yeah your cat is sweet, but my cat is also the sweetest cat ever
Betty : yeah, your cat must be nice.
Girl : ...
Girl : but there can only be one sweetest cat ever
Betty : what?
Girl : yeah, there can't be more than one if it's called 'the sweetest cat ever'.
Betty : Then..the sweetest cat ever is..?
Girl : I don't know. You tell me.
Betty : okay then, its mine.
Girl : What? How is yours the sweetest cat ever? Mine is like fluffier!
Betty : BECAUSE I TASTED HIM.
Girl : what?
Betty : I believe you want prove of that too? *takes phone out of pocket to show a picture of the cat*
Betty : You see? His limbs tasted like actual candy cane. Siamese cats am I right?
Girl : I thought, y-y-you meant sweet cat like, figuratively. Not literally. If you love him then why did you ate him??
Betty : Why are you acting like its not normal? Have you ever heard of people asking, "what's your favourite cat?"
Girl : yes
Betty : and then you'd reply something like, " I love maine coons cuz they taste savoury!"
Girl : No!!
Ashley : Hey guys, did you went to that Paw Feast Festival where we get to taste varieties of cats?.
*Girl wakes up realizing it was all just a dream*