Sunday snacks

by dotdotdot
Sunday my beautiful mascot
Snacks and chips and whatnot
When they enter my jaw
I go chaw, chaw, chaw.
Bits and scraps will get stuck
Bother! Don't mind the bloody guck
Flossing can be done next day
For now just pig out and pray
That I don't get a bloated belly next morn'
Else for the next few days I shall mourn
As I swim and swirl at the local gym
To get back svelte and slim.
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