School Trolls | Gym Socks Breath

by abbywookie
“I feel like I’m living a celebrity life, Tobby.” says Ben.

“That’s putting it nicely.” His friend replies, flapping a sloppy sandwich in the air.

Ben finally can’t keep up the optimism. His figure freezes. “Those rats. How could they spread such rumors about me?”

“It’s verified. The rumors have graduated to cold hard facts a long time ago.” Tobby folds the bread in four and diligently squishes the cube into his mouth.

Ben flounces. “Are you actually rooting for the foes?”

“Not exactly. You see, balance is the key to everything. I’m on the fence.” A tiny gloop flicks out of his mouth and onto Ben’s forehead.

Ben gives an ugly scowl, “Yeah? Well hold on, I’ll soon join you on the fence so that we’re a team again.”

Tobby sighs, his sandwich breath hitting the air. “Those aren’t rumors, Ben. You do have gym socks breath.”

“Did Reece tell you that? I knew it! That cleanliness freak.”

“Cleanliness freak?”

“That’s him! He brushes his teeth twice a day! Jesus, can you believe that? Twice!”

Tobby pauses while Ben calms his breath and continues, “Why do social butterflies always think that they have the right to spread nasty rumors anyway?”

“Because they have the capability to. Or maybe the rumors aren’t just rumors......” Tobby has started chewing again.

Ben jabs at the table, “This calls for a re-evaluation. Are you backing me or what?”

“On the fence. I’m a balanced citizen.”

“I can join you on the fence.”

“But that’d be abandoning your own side of ground.”

A flick of a movement flashes across Ben’s face and for a second, Tobby thought he saw his mate baring his teeth.

Ben seems indifferent now, however. “If I had Thor’s hammer, know what I’d do?” he asks.

“Slam it in my face.”

Ben crosses his arms into a big X, “Bzzt. Incomplete answer. Slam it right through your ratty skull, AND, have every, single, bone of yours crushed to pathetic smithereens.”

Tobby halts his chewing for the second time.

Ben slaps him on the shoulder, “We can’t just let your skull have it all.” He leans in, his mouth nearly kissing Tobby’s ear, and roars, “SINCE BALANCE IS THE KEY TO EVERYTHING, RIGHT?!”

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Manahill Naik

Manahill Naik

December 22, 2016 - 09:31 Can I contact u???
abbywookie

abbywookie

December 23, 2016 - 05:03 by contact you mean ...?
abbywookie

abbywookie

December 23, 2016 - 05:13 r u still on that yahoo email of yours btw
Manahill Naik

Manahill Naik

December 25, 2016 - 10:40 I am how abt instagram?? More convenient?
abbywookie

abbywookie

December 28, 2016 - 02:37 I'm not on that :/ but I'm on whatsapp and wechat (kinda)
Manahill Naik

Manahill Naik

January 2, 2017 - 18:36 Ugh. No whatsapp. Lemme check wht wechat is, might get on there. Else, pleaseee mail me at the yahoo acc.
abbywookie

abbywookie

January 5, 2017 - 03:30 what's your email again??
Manahill Naik

Manahill Naik

January 20, 2017 - 11:33 Manahilnaik2015@yahoo.com
abbywookie

abbywookie

April 24, 2017 - 03:34 are you active there tho
Manahill Naik

Manahill Naik

April 24, 2017 - 20:40 Yes duuuuuhhhhh.......... just mail me for Connor's sake.
abbywookie

abbywookie

April 25, 2017 - 09:24 hahahaha! heck you rmb him
Manahill Naik

Manahill Naik

April 25, 2017 - 15:16 Ofcourse I do! We used to have good fun. :(
abbywookie

abbywookie

April 27, 2017 - 07:38 where have the others disappeared to btw
Manahill Naik

Manahill Naik

April 27, 2017 - 15:12 Dunnoooo. Remember Vishnu and the firefighter chick manelyn? Mahoobee posts sometimes. There was Mary too from malay. God knows where they are. Where were you though?
abbywookie

abbywookie

April 29, 2017 - 11:14 not so much as 'what have u been up to'. u-n-i. the projects and quizzes got me all de-connor-ized. you?
Manahill Naik

Manahill Naik

April 29, 2017 - 20:51 Lmaoooooo. Um ive been busy with school too. Butttt i do drop by. And have u heard 'All night' ??
abbywookie

abbywookie

April 30, 2017 - 12:00 heck yasssssssssssss. lol im not THAT de-connor-ized.
Manahill Naik

Manahill Naik

May 1, 2017 - 11:46 Did u like the video. Its so adorableeee.
abbywookie

abbywookie

May 6, 2017 - 10:08 dab

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