Emergency Room

Midazolam! Someone refill on the goddamn Midazolam! Postgraduate Medical Intern says to the old Nurse with a drinking problem: My Rosy, be a dear and bring me a box of tramadol, will you?
‘39 year old female, came with ongoing epileptic seizure’ announces the Undergraduate Intern One.
Postgraduate Medical Intern replies: I’m craving for some good old benzos. Any one will do. *cough* Midazolam *cough*.
UGI1 goes on: Seizure isn’t subsiding on treatment with Lorazepam, planned for further management.
PGI says with a sincere voice, ‘What has it been? 40 minutes? Looks like we’ve got Status Epilepticus, gentlemen. This is a tricky case’ and roars, ‘Lorazepam, 4 milligrams stat!’. Then injects the Lorazepam in his thigh and sings, ‘I’m the Latah, do the epilepsy shake!’ and starts to imitate the epileptic jerks of the patient.
Undergraduate Intern Two, tripping on Benadryl stands up and says, “I’ve got the jelly legs” and floats away.