Doge Dogeson

Doge Dogeson had always hated Dank Snoop dogg's house with its warm, wet Weed farm. It was a place where he felt High.

He was a Sexy, Arousing, Cumshake drinker with blonde penis and prostitute butt. His friends saw him as an adventurous, ancient apple. Once, he had even helped an ordinary Dat boi recover from a flying accident. That's the sort of gay he was.

Doge walked over to the window and reflected on his Dank surroundings. The dank teased like Exciting didgeridoos.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Pepe Protagonist. Pepe was a stoned annoying orange with blue penis and fat butt.

Doge gulped. He was not prepared for Pepe.

As Doge stepped outside and Pepe came closer, he could see the loud smile on her face.

"I am here because I want Dank memes," Pepe bellowed, in a Drunk tone. She slammed her fist against Doge's chest, with the force of 1169 Sami's ass. "I frigging love you, Doge Dogeson."

Doge looked back, he had even more crippling depression and still fingering the delicious dildo. "Pepe, we are number one," he replied.

They looked at each other with Gay feelings, like two concerned, colossal cars aroused at a very stupid sex slave day, which had erotic music playing in the background and two gay uncles banging to the beat.

Suddenly, Pepe lunged forward and tried to punch Doge in the face. Quickly, Doge grabbed the delicious Dildo and shoved it inside Pepe's mouth.

Pepe's blue penis trembled and her fat butt wobbled. She looked like she had Osteo-porosis, her body raw like an impossible, immense Keemstar.

Then she let out a pleasure-filled moan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Pepe Protagonist was no longer a virgin.

Doge Dogeson went back inside and made himself a nice drink of Cumshake.

THE END